Monday, August 25, 2008
I am relaying a special request from the Department of Homeland Security.
To all Terrorists and Potential Terrorists;
Due to recent problems with our Terrorists database which surely had your name in it, probably. We are pleased to announce that one of our highly paid consultants has managed to get a copy of MS Access running on our system. We are asking each of you to please re-register at your earliest convenience.
Your DHS Data Team.