Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Rodent Conflict

Here is the official report from Georgia on Groundhog Day.

Gen. Beauregard Lee(Marmota monax), also known as a woodchuck or whistle-pig, or in some areas as a land-beaver, gave his annual Groundhog Day prognostication Tuesday morning from his home at the Yellow River Game Ranch. The prediction was delayed when Gen. Lee got away from his handlers and hid, then climbed a fence behind his mock-mansion home. General Lee did not see his shadowas it was overcast this morning in Atlanta meaning we will have an early spring. I should note that this 180 degrees out of phase with  Pennsylvania's Punxsutawney Phil, who did see his shadow.

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