The Craziness Spreads

I missed by a mile (from Specter’s town hall):

I know that years down the road, I don’t want my children coming to me and asking me, ‘Mom, why didn’t you do anything? Why do we have to wait in line for, I don’t know, toilet paper or anything?’ I don’t want to have to tell them I didn’t do anything. As a normal citizen, the most I feel like I can do is come to this town hall meeting.

Who'da thought that the health care bill contained a provision for toilet paper rationing. These people must be desperate and while shit paper rationing is not something I want to contemplate couldn't they have come up with something a little better? My ideas might have been lame but toilet paper rationing?