Monday, August 10, 2009

Next Insanity Please

Last week it was Caribou Barbie and Noot decrying the inevitable death panels and granny murdering if the we get gubmint health care. What new insanity will they come up with this week to further the discussion of how and why we need a major overhaul of the American health care system?

They haven't touched on mandatory sterilization yet. I'm thinking that in order to bring it home to the target audience they will have to specify that it only applies to those with an IQ in the double digits, or those making less than 50k$ per year. Anyone unemployed is a sure target and a nice touch would be that you have to get sterilized before you can get unemployment.

Another possibility is that if you have more than two children you will have to give up the excess to the gubmint for mandatory Peace Corps duty before you can qualify for gubmint insurance.

Another requirement might be that the gubmint insurance will require that foods such as Slim Jims, Twinkies, Mountain Dew, and potato chips be taken off the market...that would kill this thing for sure.

Anybody else have a guess at what the next 'outrage' over the dreaded gubmint run health care will be?

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