Head Explosion Warning

Some of you old hippies might remember the Discordians from the late '60's and '70's. While I, at the time was a POEE POPE, I drifted away from the "True Religion" but that is another story for another day. One of the most significant efforts in those heady days was "Operation Mindfuck" and while I haven't been really paying attention I had wrongly assumed that the Discordians effectively shut down operations while Shrub was in charge since there wasn't any greater opportunity to "mindfuck" the world that just having Shrub in charge of the most powerful nation on earth. Then again, getting Shrub into the White House might have been their 'piece de resistance' and theres no possibly of doing anything better. While Shrub has not disappointed it is now obvious that in light of Shrub's near departure the Discordians have re-energized their core program "Operation Mindfuck".
This post from Steve Audio by the Sailor is concrete proof:

Investigators find gaps in port security program

A Department of Homeland Security program to strengthen port security has gaps that terrorists could exploit to smuggle weapons of mass destruction in cargo containers, congressional investigators have found.

And in related news:

Gamblers' shuttle gets terrorism funds

Colorado Springs-based Ramblin Express, which shuttles gamblers to mountain-town casinos, including Cripple Creek, has received $382,000 in anti-terrorism grants.

The most recent grant, for $184,415, was announced this month as part of the Department of Homeland Security's $844 million Infrastructure Protection Activities program.

Hail Eris, All Hail Discordia!