Tell 'Em About It

While you are sitting there doing almost nothing consider calling or e-mailing your local ABC affiliate to tell them you'd like them to reconsider airing Porn for the Clenis-Obssessed, their ahistorical, "fictionalized docudrama" which they call "Path to 9/11."

This program is the biggest afront to civilization since whoever invented Jello so you really should step in and make your feelings heard.

Just so you don't whine about it being too hard we'll make it easy for you. Click the map below. Click your state, find your city, call your station. The more people they hear from, the more people they know who feel the way we feel, and that's not nothing, not now, not today.