Friday, October 03, 2008

I'm Rich!

I've gotten this email 3 times today so it must be true. I don't remember Harry very well but I must have made a big impression on him. It would have been a little better if they had gotten the address of Monomark House correct, it is actually at 27 Old Gloucester St. and it also happens to be the address of any number of odd organizations mostly related to psychics and the such.



We act as solicitors and our services have been retained by Henry Toppin now late here in after referred to as our client. On behalf of late Henry Toppin , I write to notify you that my late client made you a beneficiary to the bequest sum of One Million, Seven Hundred Thousand British Pounds in the codicil to his will and last testament. Henry died on 8th day February 2004 after a brief illness at the age of 65. Until his death he was consultant to several oil and gas industries. He had a sojourn in the United States and so many other countries before he came to Cairn Energy PLC, United Kingdom. He was a knight in the Church and belonged to several non-governmental and scientific organizations. He was also great philanthropist and Fellow of the Rotary Club International. This bequest is to support your activities, humanitarian services and help to the less-privileged. In accordance with our inheritance laws you are required to forward the following details of yours; identification, full names, address, occupation, age, phone and fax numbers for verification and re-confirmation. Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter immediately.

Yours faithfully,
Raymond Greenfield Esq.

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