Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best
surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an
accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he perfomed a
private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others
said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an
accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events at the olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years
ago, a cowboy, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse
head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left
to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's
President of the United States."
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